Nether Regions by Randal Graham
Author:Randal Graham
Language: eng
Format: epub
Publisher: ECW Press
Published: 2022-08-20T00:00:00+00:00
2 Readers whoâve come to this point in the narrative may object to plenty of things, and in particular they might object that Abe, who weâve seen on many occasions, has two legs. These readers are wrong. In fact he has fifteen. Like anyone who leads a sufficiently adventurous life for many thousands of years, Abe has had his share of accidents. Several of these have resulted in some form of dismemberment. This world being Detroit, Abeâs legs grew back â that is, a new leg formed where the old one had been attached. And Abe being Abe, the public wanted to save any dismembered bits of the beloved Mayor as important relics. Eight of Abeâs former legs are stored in formaldehyde in Detroit-based museums, as are four of his former hands, an old hip, and a bit of tummy fat he had removed a few years back.
3 In the mortal world, these devices â things that allow you to roll under other things while gazing upward â are known as âcreepers.â Look it up. The people of Detroit instead settled on âone of those little rolling devices mechanics use to get under cars.â
4 Elvis Presley was, of course, not to be found in Detroit. This wasnât because of the widely held and palpably false belief that heâd never shuffled off the mortal coil, but rather because heâd been reincarnated in the form of Taylor Swift.
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